On April 16th, I was asked to play "an English guy" for the Women's Tea at our church. So, with the proper costuming, and the proper name, Nigel Foursquare, I led the women in a "Tea Quiz".
I used my best grumpy English accent, flirted with some of the ladies, and had a great time. The organizer said that on the evaluation cards, my name came up a few times as their favorite thing from the tea time.
So you see, I can do things other than juggle and ride a unicycle. I can't do much, but I can imitate an English guy when needed.
Cheerio to you Chaps.